Don’t leave only two in the box, because when you get braces and can’t buy more for a day, you are FUCKED!

Or maybe, note to self here is; don’t get braces! They fully suck, first few days they are literally slowly pulling your teeth out. Grrrreat

NTS: Next time, for an analytical art essay, do not pick triptychs as the artworks.

It triples the workload, you dickhead.

NTS: Tacos do not taste the same when the shells smell like paint.

Nor do they taste the same when you burp them up 2 hours later.

Ew.

Or you’ll punch yourself in the neck.

No matter how hard you try, you WILL get wax on your sheets. Again.

Because you never know if its actually a mummy spider with a million babies on her back. Lying bastard.

It hurts.